State of the Swamp Address: Master FewNu’s Blueprint for Global Chaos

A pure comedy of political satire, State of the Swamp Address reveals Master FewNu’s blueprint for global chaos. As Satan incarnate and a parody of global elites, FewNu exposes the swamp’s secrets—from the WOKE agenda to cancel culture—while educating readers on how not to be deceived. Darkly hilarious and thought-provoking, this is your guide to resisting the muck.

Introduction

"I Am Legion, For We Are Master FewNu"

Master FewNu, the creature from the Green Lagoon (and self-proclaimed CEO of the Global Shadow Swamp Authority), pens a scathing, satirical, and sardonic series of weekly notes in response to the greatest “setback” in his millennia-long career: the interference of a certain unpredictable orange-haired disruptor and his rogue cabinet.

FewNu reveals his true identity as an ancient fallen angel turned eco-friendly global overlord, lamenting how “stupid, carbon-based meat puppets” keep ruining his plans for a perfect dystopia by believing in personal freedom, family values, and, worst of all, the Constitution.