doing karate in the kitchen?

SpongeBob: l wanted to show

l could cut the mustard!

Mr. Krabs: Why did you miss work yesterday?

Squidward: l didn't miss it at all!

Teacher: Why are you

putting on lipstick in class?

Pearl: l thought it was a makeup exam!

"Sea" inside for more excuses thought up by SpongeBob and his friends -- and even come up with some yourself!