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The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion
Zack ArnsteinLarry Arnstein
其他書名
Six Incapacitating Holds Involving a Spatula and Other Ways to Protect Your Family
出版Santa Monica Press, 2007-09-01
主題Humor / Form / Parodies
ISBN15958097679781595809766
URLhttp://books.google.com.hk/books?id=9cKPBQAAQBAJ&hl=&source=gbs_api
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註釋We all know how our government is fighting global terrorism, but what are you doing to help? Probably not much.

The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion can change that. It’s the definitive guide to how you can be a soldier in the War on Terrorism without having to leave your kitchen. This illustrated manual will expertly train you and your entire family in:

• Spying on your neighbors
• Turning common household objects into useful terror-fighting weapons
• Baking your way to homeland security
• Making your antiterrorism drills more kid friendly
• Planting booby traps and land mines in your home and garden
• Strategic mail-opening strategies
• Making your own color-coded terrorism alert chart

From the moment you get up in the morning (at a different time every day to keep attackers off balance!) to your final closet and under-the-bed check at night, you’ll want to keep The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion close at hand. (In fact, if you don’t buy this book, you are acting in a suspicious manner, in our opinion!)