Tim Scarsdale is a mild-mannered accountant, but his life is changed in a big way when he is the victim of a vampire attack. Left to die, Tim wakes to discover that he has been accidentally turned into a vampire. Without his attacker going through the proper planning and preparation, though, Tim becomes a vampire without any supernatural abilities. Desperate to track down the vampire that turned him so that he can convince her to finish the process, he turns to a craigslist ad (you can find anything on Craigslist) for a Professional Vampire Hunter, Rob, to help him track down the wandering vampire. Tim and Rob hit the road together to track down the vampire that turned Tim. As unlikely as it seems, the vampire hunter and the vampire develop a friendship, albeit one that is constantly on shaky ground as Tim tries to keep his vampire status a secret.