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And on the seventh day, the Portuguese invented the world
Fernando Miguel Vieira
其他書名
A (not so) serious history of how Portugal saved humanity
出版Fernando Miguel Vieira, 2024-09-05
主題Fiction / Fantasy / HistoricalFiction / World Literature / PortugalPerforming Arts / ComedyHistory / Ancient / GeneralHistory / World
ISBN9798338117507
URLhttp://books.google.com.hk/books?id=A_AkEQAAQBAJ&hl=&source=gbs_api
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註釋Ever wondered who really created the universe? Spoiler alert: it wasn't the Big Bang, it was the Big Bacalhau! Dive into this uproarious cosmic tale where Portugal, armed with nothing but confused seagulls and wine-stained maps, stumbles its way into designing the entire world. Follow the adventures of Vasco da Gama, armed with his trusty dinner plate compass, as he accidentally discovers continents while searching for the perfect spot for a beachside picnic. Witness Henry the Navigator revolutionize seafaring by consulting inebriated tavern patrons and observing the erratic flight patterns of seagulls with hangovers. Marvel at how the Almighty, in a fit of divine exasperation, outsources universal cartography to a nation that thinks cod is a food group. From "The Land of Fado" to "The Isle of Pastéis de Nata," embark on a sidesplitting journey through a world where every discovery is celebrated with a glass of port and a bewildered shrug. This book promises to be the most entertaining cosmological theory you'll ever read – because in the beginning, there was Portugal, and the rest is hilarious history!