Casey is an eighth-grader who continues to fall for the wrong girl. Brian, his best friend, has no idea what to say to the right girl. Together, they search for love and acceptance while delivering papers and one-liners. Set in the early 1990s and amazingly based partially on true events, this tale offers the reader an in-depth analysis of why girls who develop faster are more popular, why guys embarrass each other in order to impress girls, and why clueless dads are much more funny than dads who know which way is up.