What happened to my life? One minute I’m just a single dad and fire chief. The next, I’m Mr. January.

That’s right, Georgia from Georgia’s been hired to organize the annual fundraiser. The former pageant queen’s not satisfied with a chili dinner. No. She came up with the crazy idea of a firefighter calendar. With puppies and kittens.

The department’s gone crazy over the idea. And her.

So has my six-year old because he thinks she’s shown up to be his new mom. For that to happen, she has to be mine. Oh, I want her. She’s gorgeous. Sassy. Smart. But Georgia is only here for a job and the only thing worse than you getting your heart broken? Is her breaking your kid’s.