This Memoir of Six Years in the Middle East is a Head-Shaker

Why should you stand at least 2718 feet away from the tallest building in the world in Dubai? Is Ma Fi Muskala really a problem? Why is "Abandon Hope all ye who enter here" from Dante's Inferno appropos in the Middle East?

Learn why Qatar and Bahrain have the highest per capita traffic fatality rates in the world. Other "must know" answers to questions from potential expatriates, tourists, and the curious are presented in a humorous, often incredulous anecdotal style