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A Standard Religiously Irrelevant Version (S.R.I.V.)
註釋Satire, hyperbole, lampooning, mockery, taunting, comical, ridiculous. Call the scriptures what you will, just don't call it a holy adytum. A sanctuary of the soul, unless that soul wish to be amused to the point of 'holy' risibility. A gelastic disposition, this should be a mandated staple of all who read, study, or swoon over the scriptures. If one observes the plain translated English text as it has been offered by scholars. Time & again numerously places, & occasions read in the Judaeo-Christian Bible transmogrify, causing a scratching of the head, & quizzical thoughts. The world that birthed the Judaeo-Christian sacred books were steeped in, & surrounded, & influenced by the tales of other ancient deities. Many were coupled with a concubine. So, did the Hebrew Bible deity have a wife? Assuming an alleged Son is lauded to have spontaneously arrived. A conception espoused by the commentaries of The New Testament. Was a Mary of the New Testament the latest dalliance of the Jewish deity? A concept an emerging off-shoot religion 'borrowed'. Might you sceptically snort, well duh. Yet, the autoschediastic insemination of a maiden surprised everyone. Including the maiden who should have been abruptly dumped by her betrothed, according to Bible lore. The Bible, nobody should be able to evade upon observation the root & branch of its ventriloquism, its quisquous bumfuzzling antics.Much of the world today has forsaken, & forgotten how to laugh at itself. Let alone some praised notional religious anecdotes. This is a storybook offering readers a harmless, & jocose account of several Standard Bible anecdotes to help remedy this. Those that are too often read, & believed as only topics of homiletics. Like, what is with the 'idea' of our innate basophobia? According to the churches own ipse dixit explaining (Genesis 3:1). Believers are taught to be most terrified of tripping over. Falling over themselves in a mad rush to be somewhere better than here & accepted the offer & redemption of a redeemer. The Religiously Irrelevant Version is an aniconic motley collection of Judaeo-Christian Bible folktales highlighting several extraordinary modern oddities, beliefs homogenised with the folklore of the Christian religion.