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Jokes
Terry Mayer
其他書名
Animal Jokes
出版
CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
, 2015-01-26
主題
Juvenile Nonfiction / Humor / Jokes & Riddles
ISBN
1507713681
9781507713686
URL
http://books.google.com.hk/books?id=MhUurgEACAAJ&hl=&source=gbs_api
註釋
Keep on laughing with My Book Of Animal Jokes. Every joke is Laughter Factory tested and guaranteed make you laugh out loud. It's good clean fun for the kids and guaranteed child friendly. With hundreds of animal jokes it will keep you laughing for hours.
Q:
What animal should you never play cards with?
A:
A cheetah.
Q:
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
A:
No, they do everything on porpoise.Two caged circus lions break free and corner a clown in his dressing room. One lion says to the other, "Forget it, those things taste funny."
Jonny:
"Do you have alligator shoes?"
Clerk:
"Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
Give your kids something fun to read, it helps their education and keeps them happy at the same time. It's a win win for all the family!