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The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes
Gordon Hideaki Nagai
其他書名
1,001+ Punny Jokes Your Pops Will Love Telling Over and Over and Over . . .
出版Simon and Schuster, 2016-05-10
主題Humor / Form / Jokes & RiddlesHumor / Form / Puns & Wordplay
ISBN16124359049781612435909
URLhttp://books.google.com.hk/books?id=PK4iDAAAQBAJ&hl=&source=gbs_api
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註釋A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS

As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm:

• A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe.
• After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self.
• Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics.
• Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment.
• A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”