In We Don't Care Who Wins as Long as Joan Loses, Hasskamp uses her humor and upbeat outlook to share "mostly true" stories from childhood to adulthood and to prove that fact is stranger (and funnier) than fiction. This self-proclaimed "half memoir and half hysterical non-fiction" book provides readers with a cleverly entertaining story of a life journey filled with pitfalls, mishaps, and happy accidents, along with the overarching message that it's OK to laugh at oneself.

We Don't Care Who Wins as Long as Joan Loses is packed with memorable characters and hilarious retellings of misadventures and life-lessons. Whether she's involved in covert chick smuggling operations or evading a goat in a bar, the author rewards readers with unexpected chuckles that will keep them reading long past their bedtime.

★★★★★ "I've never picked up a book but if I did, this is the book I'd pee on." The Goat in the Bar

★★★★★ "This is the perfect book for everyone to read after living through 2020! I Don't Care Who Wins as Long as Joan Loses exudes light, joy, and laughter, which are three things everyone could use. (That and a beer or glass of chardonnay!)" Kari Switala, author of Living with the Lid Up

★★★★★ "Globally, people are struggling to navigate the constant barrage of tension, uncertainty, and disagreement. Joan's book, We Don't Care Who Wins as Long as Joan Loses is Happy Place where readers can catch a break from adulting, be wildly entertained with the author's retellings, giggle a lot, and get comfortable with the cathartic act of laughing at ourselves in the most loving way possible." Rebecca Flansburg, Content, Author/Small Biz Marketing, & Accountability Coach