Was Dracula polite?
Well, he always said 'fangs'. What do you call a chicken that eats cement?
A bricklayer
Why did Polly put the kettle on?
Because she had nothing else to wear.
Silly questions, tummy ticklers, knock knock jokes, Frankenstein (and other scary things), and a whole bag of gags that will quack you up! From the team who brought you What a Joke!, What a Giggle!, What a Laugh!and What a Hoot!here's a brand new collection of jokes from the Net with illustrations guaranteed to tickle your funny bone from one of Australia's most-loved illustrators, Terry Denton.