Katie Simpson has decided to give relationships a miss. It might have something to do with the discovery of her boyfriend Jake on a heated towel rail with the 'Balham Bike'.

You'd think her best mates would understand. But Janice has started schmoozing at funerals in search of the perfect ('recently widowed and loaded') husband; Sam is surrounded by girls with thighs like spaghetti; and George is more concerned with his Australian boyfriend's rapidly expiring visa.

No, Katie's friends are far too busy to get involved in her love life. Until she announces that she's getting married...