You'll laugh.
You'll cry.
You'll get aroused.

This book is sexy. Read it before Tinder dates.

Read it after your significant other fails in the bedroom.

Buy it and tell your significant other how sexy it is so they read it and figure out how to please you better. And/or get that good kind of jealous to make them remember to value you and try harder. Or dump them.

Steal some lines from this to make your special person feel particularly special.