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Color Me a New Dick
註釋Beginnings are hard. Coloring make them easier. Color Me a New Dick includes 20 sweet & naughty coloring pages that are perfect sentiments for starting a new relationship. Plus a New Dick Bingo board to fill out with your new man.
  • I hope we make it to the part when we get to cuddle.
  • May the only tears I cry for him be from choking on that dick.
  • I hope he doesn't end up being psycho.
  • If you're not going to give me a high-five when I spit a bullseye on your dick, this isn't going to work out.
  • I hope we make it to the fucking.
  • If I don't leave your place looking like this, I'm not coming back.
  • You're my new favorite feeling.
  • Dick was fire. Not my fault if I turn crazy now.
  • I'm okay now. I just needed new dick.
  • I'm so glad you ended up having a decent cock.
  • I'm glad I met you. I was getting tired of masterbating.
  • New dick glow looks good on me.
  • Need kisses & cuddles.
  • Thanks for the bomb dick.
  • I've had a long day. Can I rest my legs on your shoulders?
  • I'm not in love. But he uses fingers & tongue at the same time. So I'm gonna stick around until I am.
  • I'm dreaming of one day waking up to you kissing me in the middle of the night.
  • Thinking about that dick again.
  • Here. Please don't break it.
  • I hope you stay.