Nirmala and Normala are twins separated at birth *dramatic music*.

While one goes on to become a heroine, the other goes on to become a normal person. Yes, we know we should put 'normal' in quotes. We also know that we should issue a disclaimer that there's no such thing as normal, but really, let's talk about that later.

If you've ever sat through a movie wondering why in the world the heroine is playing with street children or why she seems so daft despite being Harvard-educated, you should listen to Nirmala's story.

As for Normala, well, we all know her, don't we?