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Seth MacFarlane's A Million Ways to Die in the West
Seth MacFarlane
其他書名
A Novel
出版
Random House Publishing Group
, 2014-03-04
主題
Fiction / Humorous / General
Fiction / Media Tie-In
Fiction / Action & Adventure
ISBN
0553391682
9780553391688
URL
http://books.google.com.hk/books?id=h71XAgAAQBAJ&hl=&source=gbs_api
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註釋
From the creator of
Family Guy
and director of
Ted
comes a hilarious first novel that reinvents the Western.
Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is fed up with the harsh life of the American frontier, where it seems everything and anything can kill you: Duels at high noon. Barroom brawls. Poisonous snakes. Cholera-infected drinking water. Tumbleweed abrasion. Something called “toe-foot.” Even a trip to the outhouse. Yes, there are a million ways to die in the wild, wild West, and Albert plans to avoid them all. Some people think that makes him a coward. Albert calls it common sense. But when his girlfriend dumps him for the most insufferable guy in town, Albert decides to fight back—even though he can’t shoot, ride, or throw a punch. Fortunately, he teams up with a beautiful gunslinger who’s tough enough for the both of them.
Un
fortunately, she’s married to the biggest, meanest, most jealous badass on the frontier. Turns out Albert has just discovered a million
and one
ways to die in the West.