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Sarcasm Is a Dragon’s Best Friend
Stephanie Collins
其他書名
. . . . Until You Lose Your Scales
出版
Trafford Publishing
, 2015-01-02
主題
Fiction / Fantasy / General
Fiction / Action & Adventure
ISBN
1490753311
9781490753317
URL
http://books.google.com.hk/books?id=iuMZBgAAQBAJ&hl=&source=gbs_api
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My name is Gemini, and my life is a bloody mess. I almost kill my mother; my overbearing father exiles me out of the nest; one of my sisters wants to neuter me so stupidity doesnt breed; my dead grandmother wants me to complete stupid missions for her, and a witch thinks Im an arrogant and rude dragon, so she turns me human. Then I get captured by guards from a kingdom notorious for being cruel to males, and they make me their slave for three years. Their queen decides shes had enough of my sarcastic idiocy and sells me to a neighboring kingdom where I get stuck in a new dungeon: kinghood. Apparently I make enemies wherever I go. I have dragon slayers poaching in my kingdom and my armys commander desperately wanting to kill me so he could be king. All I want is to find a way to break my curse and get my scales back . . . and for my father to stop treating me like a hatchling. Is that too much to ask for?