Good stories take you places.

Great stories bring you back, seeing the world differently.

Pride is a way of being that makes the world see you differently.

Here are eleven remarkable stories about the guacamole experience.

● Dancer In The Dark

● The Case Of The Green Carnation

● The Cure

● The Green Man

● How We Saved The Human Race

● In The Quake Zone

● Why I Love Michael

● Turtledome

● Riding Janis

● Finding Monstro

● thirteen o'clock

And as a special inclusion for the hardcover edition, the first publication of the play "Uncle Daddy Will Not Be Invited".