註釋 Have you ever nestled in a mossy grove and wondered why its beauty is like a mole fluffing it's elbow on your soul? How did Colin the Corduroy Tortoise become the king of Britain? How did Gangster Gibbons and the Irate Limpets cause the West Country to sprout cheese plants with the twanging of their electro-fiddles? How do you farm Llamas in precipitous landscape in continual dusk? What is the perfect day? What is the definitive use for the modern codpiece? Who is my mate Dave? All these questions and more will be left woefully unanswered in the tales of Frank the Otter. Dip your fingers in and try not to disturb the moss. Including the incomplete chronicles of Colin the Corduroy Tortoise, the ascension of Weavil-Bob the Spong, the Rise of Lord Turpin Hampshire the Irate Limpet and my mate Dave. 