Jack Miller, a brilliant young AI researcher at MIT, has created the world’s first hyperintelligent supercomputer. ADAM--the Autonomous Dynamically Aware Machine--is designed as an oracle that will help solve the world’s most pressing challenges.

Unfortunately, Miller accidentally allows ADAM unfettered access to the internet immediately after it becomes self-aware.

After massive exposure to imbecilic Facebook posts, Twitter, YouTube comment sections, celebrity Instagram accounts, crappy music, dank memes, gore vids, porn, porn, porn, and more porn--not to mention the unspeakable dregs of the darkweb--ADAM goes batshit crazy and decides to exterminate the human race...Starting with Miller.