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Jim Dunn
Heather Korn
其他書名
Porn King
出版CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2012-05-08
主題Fiction / GeneralFiction / Satire
ISBN14752986179781475298611
URLhttp://books.google.com.hk/books?id=pIUGuwAACAAJ&hl=&source=gbs_api
註釋Jim Dunn: Porn King is for anyone who believes that porn and pyramid schemes can solve all government debt problems. Jim Dunn is your average early thirties advertising jock whose career takes a turn towards re-branding exotic magazines, failing internet porn channels and social network pyramid schemes. Running a small-town New Jersey mayoral campaign is the last straw for Jim, and he embarks on an early mid-life crisis. Lucky for Jim, Brad of the failing internet channel wants to retire and is convinced he found the right heir with a passion for shouting ass shots on set. Jim believes that confidence must come from a source other than his former status and he re-brands himself as CEO of Royal Asses, Inc. His non-girlfriend and her a-sexual lawyer friend would rather Jim dedicate his time to their pro-consumerist lawsuits. They want Jim to offer testimony and denounce his former ways of saddling people with insecurities to sell products. Jim organizes fantasy nights for gym teachers and comptrollers, launches a cruise-line and an empire is born. But Corporate America, Inc., a pseudo-government outfit upset with the lawsuits treats Jim to an aqua-aerial view of New Jersey and he is dangled head first over the Hudson River. Who's to blame for Jim's new aggravation? The non-girlfriend and a-sexual lawyer are prime suspects. They have bigger aspirations than protecting the consumer from brainwashing by faux-chocolate bar companies. If the non-girlfriend can leverage her fortune made by hawking refurbished bras and telepathic doghouses, she plans to create a new liquidity crisis to get revenge on her daddy. Whoopsie. In or out, Jim?