He just wants to go home. But he needs a genie and a sea monster to help him back to his one true love.

Ephram, the gem seller, has come to the Land of Plenty to seek his fortune, leaving behind his broken hearted mate, Eber. When it’s time to go back home, Ephram finds he has no chance of ever seeing Eber again, thanks to a sea monster that swallows ships whole.

In desperation, he turns to a succession of hokum magicians, none more contrary than the massive and impressively endowed Drakon, a genie so legendary that every man in town has had him.

But Drakon has his own agenda. He wants the one he can’t have and Ephram is the man who has to fix his problem or he’s stranded in the Land of Plenty forever.

A riotous m/m romance: hot, quirky and side-splitting by turns, featuring monsters, ghouls and associated beings all looking for love.

Warnings: Violence, strong language and sexual scenes.