Being the Record of a Short Interval in the Journey Through Life and the Struggle with Society of a Little Girl of Nine, in which She Repudiates Her Duties as an Amateur Mother, Snares the Most Blundering of Birds, Successfully Invades Grub Street, Tracks the Smallest and Blindest of Gods, Peers Behind the Veil of the Seen Into the Unseen, Interprets the Great Bard, Grubs at the Root of All Evil, Faces the Three Great Problems, Birth, Death, Love, and Finally, in Passing Through the Laborious Process of Becoming Ten, Discovers the Great Illusion