For when you don't fit into society. And all you need is love.

A blogger is mystified by a response to one of his posts from some professor. The response is The half life of an irregular verb is inversely proportional to its usage frequency. What did that response have to do with what he'd just written? Or was it a critique of him? He knew that he wasn't normal, didn't fit in. Was the professor calling him an irregular verb? Was he saying that he wasn't relevant.

The blogger continues to post. In his posts and through the story we gain insight into his love life. He and his girlfriend are, he supposes both irregular verbs. But, he would have no other.