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The Goomba Diet
Steven R. Schirripa
其他書名
Living Large and Loving It
出版
Crown
, 2007-12-18
主題
Humor / Form / Parodies
Biography & Autobiography / Entertainment & Performing Arts
Reference / Personal & Practical Guides
ISBN
0307422054
9780307422057
URL
http://books.google.com.hk/books?id=utQljTCTFt0C&hl=&source=gbs_api
EBook
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註釋
Stop crying! The
Goomba Diet
is here—the dolce vita diet that shows you how to eat more, drink more, laugh more, live more, and feel great while you’re doing it. The
Goomba Diet
is the personal lifestyle guide from Steven R. Schirripa—Bobby “Bacala” Baccalieri from HBO’s hit series
The Sopranos
and author of the bestseller
A Goomba’s Guide to Life
.
Developed over decades of dreaming about and then living the high life, it’s a how-to guide for happy living—how to duke a maître d', how to order a good meal, how to be a good father, a good husband and a good friend, and how to behave at a wedding, a funeral, and on the job. You wanna have a good time? Do tip the maid; don’t tip the made guy. Do tip the D.J; don’t tip the D.A. Do tell the bride she’s beautiful; don’t tell her she’s hardly showing. Do give your kids an allowance; don’t offer to “make it interesting” by shooting craps for double or nothing.
The
Goomba Diet
offers sensible weight-loss tips for the guy who’s gone too far: Touch your toes. If this is difficult, pay a guy to do it for you. It also offers helpful maintenance tips for the goomba who’s the perfect weight and wants to stay that way: Cut out those carbs. Only eat pastas that end in the letter i.
So relax! Stop worrying about how much you’re eating, and start worrying about how much you’re enjoying it. Lose weight if you like—but
live
! Put a fork in your right hand, a hunk of bread in your left, and
mangia
like you mean it.
HBO® and
The Sopranos
® are service marks of Time Warner Entertainment Company, L.P.