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Hilarious Lawyer Jokes
Steven D. Price
其他書名
An Illustrated Caseload of Jurisprudential Jests
出版
Simon and Schuster
, 2015-02-10
主題
Humor / Topic / Business & Professional
Humor / Form / Jokes & Riddles
Humor / Topic / Adult
Humor / Topic / Celebrity & Popular Culture
Humor / Topic / History
Humor / Topic / Marriage & Family
Humor / Topic / Men, Women & Relationships
Humor / Topic / Politics
Law / Corporate
Law / Criminal Law / General
Law / Ethics & Professional Responsibility
ISBN
1629149853
9781629149851
URL
http://books.google.com.hk/books?id=vSqCDwAAQBAJ&hl=&source=gbs_api
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註釋
What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor.
Hilarious Lawyer Jokes
pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries.
From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as:
A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed.
A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!”
The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!”
In summation, you must find
Hilarious Lawyer Jokes
guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.