“Hitmen don’t worry about what their underwear’s like, but then proper hitmen don’t poo in their pants.”

Tom White, just a regular guy next door, is sick of next door’s late night parties. His appeals to his neighbour’s better nature fall on deaf ears so he chooses an unusual solution to the problem – murder.

This dark act plunges Tom into a criminal underworld where his new found skills serve him well but in which he is completely out of his depth.

Tom becomes an unwitting double agent in a turf-war orchestrated by Stephanie, the drop-dead gorgeous daughter of an assassinated gang boss.

With the police and two powerful crime-lords on his trail Tom blunders through his new career, balancing the needs of his unknowing girlfriend and his knowing-too-much best friend.