Have you ever noticed that reading a book on the toilet takes forever? Wouldn't it be nice to have stories suited to your specific potty needs?

This was the basis for The Toilet Papers: Places to go, while you Go. This collection of short stories ranges from 50 words to more than 50 pages, separated in categories labeled to fit your bathroom needs: NUMBER ONE, NUMBER TWO, and FARFROMPOOPIN. The idea is to give you, the reader, a great deal of material to read--most of which has been previously published in anthologies or magazines, and all of which was penned by myself, critically acclaimed award-winner author, Jaimie Engle--tailored and categorized to the needs of your intestines and bladder. So go ahead, get comfortable, pull out your Squatty Potty(R) and enjoy some fantasy, science fiction, horror, adventure, and humor from the comfort of your own throne...the john...the latrine...your office...the bathroom, whatever you want to call it. Just be sure to wash your hands once you're done.